The Best Fat Athletes

This is a site that takes a look at the best of the Fat Athletes, guys that are considered fat for their sport/position and dominate or have great careers. This is not a site for fat tubs of shit like William Refrigerator Perry that were famous just for being fat.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Top Fat Athletes Ranking by Sport

Basketball

1. Shaq: greatest Fat Center of all time
2. Charles Barkley- Fat and short at 6'6 Chuckster is an All-Time NBA Great
3. Big Baby Glen Davis- LSU college basketball star
4. Oliver "Pig" Miller: Anytime someone that fat can play in the NBA it is impressive

Football

1. Jerome Bettis RB Steelers: NFL's 3rd all time leading rusher
2. Ron Dayne RB Wisconsin: Heisman Trophy Winner
3. Jorvorski Lane RB Texas A&M- rising star 19 TD's in sophomore year
4. Jared Lorenzen QB Kentucky- Greatest Fat QB of all Time
5. Sebastian Janikowski K Raiders- b/c Fat Drunk and Stupid is a great way to go through life
   

Baseball

1. Babe Ruth: Greatest Fat Man of all time.
2. Kirby Puckett: World Series MVP- ate himself to death
3. John Kruk: Ultimate Fat Guy- dip and a mullet
4. David Wells: Fat guy throws a Perfect Game while hungover
5. Cecil Fielder 1b Detroit Tigers:- 50 Hr's when it was unheard of
6. Ron Cey "The Penguin":- the guy literally waddled
   

Golf

1. John Daly: British Open Champion, PGA Championship winner
2. Rich Beem: PGA Championship winner- best championship dance ever
   

Boxing

1. George Foreman- the old fat Foreman boxed in his mid 40's beating Evander Holyfield
2. James Buster Douglas- In the best shape of his life his man tits where still flopping while beating the unbeatable in Mike Tyson. Exploded

Futbol

1. Diego Maradona: short and fat but absolute dynamite on the pitch
   

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